UFOs Surf

Dear Reader,

As you are aware there have been an incredible display of alien spaceships flying around in our skies. The media has referred to these ufos as drones but they are most definitely ufo and alien space ships.

I live north of San Diego right where Camp Pendleton is located and where the ufos previously were videotaped flying straight into the ocean.  There is a ton of ufo activity.  In fact, each night I check the San Onofre surf line camera with my son and we see loads of ufo activity.

The days leading up to Christmas there was a very unusual fog that rolled in a strange layers.  My son was surfing at Church’s and he said the fog rolled in right after there was a ufo and it smelled funny.  I don’t recall there being a lot of fog this time of year.

Yesterday was Christmas and my son got a camera with a super zoom in lens.  We set the camera up on the deck and looked for ufos. We saw some but every time we tried to film them, they were undetectable.  I think the only reason people see the ufos in New Jersey is because of all the pollution in the air and the ufos can’t use their cloaking technology.

When the aliens do show themselves officially and I predict it will be on Inauguration day I have a $20 bet with my son that they will be a species of Dragon.  For this bet to work we had to define what characteristics make up a Dragon.  

#1 Scales.  Must have.

#2 Does not need to have wings unless it has two wide front legs and 2 wide back legs.  Does not need to fly, even if it does have wings.

#3 Does not need to breath fire.  It can, but it doesn’t have to.

I can’t wait to collect January 20th. 

Version 2

There will no longer be a Version 2 that is made from AI because it clear that the human named Artificial Intelligence is the better writer.  I will continue to monitor writing advancements of AI and when it can compete, I will allow it back into the arena.