Too Short for Thanksgiving
AI will never comprehend the joy one feels when you have a genius inspiration. I experienced this today. I am divorced and my children are headed to Thanksgiving dinner with their mom at my in laws house.
On the way to drop my son at his mom’s house (my son is the oldest cousin in the family) at I was struck with an idea of pure genius.
I decided that now would be the appropriate time to introduce him to the hip hop artist TooShort.
“19,999”
19,999 bitches (Bitches)
I fucked 19,999 (Bitches)
I'm on you, Wilt
20,000 bitches, 20,000 bitches, 20,000 bitches
If I fuck one more
20,000 bitches, 20,000 bitches, 20,000 bitches
Wilt Chamberlain, ho
“2 Bitches”
“Pimp niggas don't pay a dime,
I'm fuckin' 2 bitches at the same time
Then I hit the studio and I write a rhyme,
I Call it "Tramp Hoes ain't Hard to Find"
Perhaps, he will spread this knowledge to his younger cousins (13, 12, 9, 8) who will be at the Thanksgiving feast. Bringing TooShort into my sister inlaws home via my nephews puts me into the holiday spirit.
Happy Thanksgiving Ho!
Version 2
AI might never grasp the pure joy of a spontaneous stroke of genius, but today, I reveled in it. As a divorced parent, Thanksgiving looks a little different these days. This year, my kids were headed to dinner with their mom at my in-laws' house.
On the way to drop off my son—the eldest cousin in the family—I had an epiphany:
This was the perfect moment to introduce him to the timeless hip-hop legend, Too Short.
With the car speakers ready, I hit play on “19,999.”
"19,999 bitches (Bitches)
I fucked 19,999 (Bitches)
I'm on you, Wilt
20,000 bitches..."
And then, for good measure, we followed up with “2 Bitches.”
"Pimp niggas don't pay a dime,
I'm fuckin' 2 bitches at the same time.
Then I hit the studio and I write a rhyme..."
I watched as his face transitioned from shock to hilarity, absorbing Too Short’s unapologetic swagger. My holiday mission was clear: let him carry this newfound musical wisdom to his younger cousins (13, 12, 9, and 8) at the Thanksgiving feast.
The idea of Too Short’s lyrics echoing through my sister-in-law’s home, thanks to her nephews, filled me with the holiday spirit. Who says Thanksgiving is just about turkey and pie?
Happy Thanksgiving Ho!